Wednesday, August 21, 2013
a lesson within a joke.
There was this robbery:
The robber shouted to everyone : “Don’t move. Money belongs to state and life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
A Mind changing concept : changing the conventional way of thinking.
One lady lay on the table provocatively .
The robber shouted at her, “ Please be civilized. This is a robbery and not a rape.”
Being professional : focus on only what you are trained to do.
When the robbers got back, the younger robber who is MBA trained told the older robber who is not educated , “Big bro, let’s count how much we got. ”
The older robber rebutted and said, “You very stupid, so much money how to count? Tonight the TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank.”
Experience : nowadays experience is more important in life than paper qualifications.
After the robbers left, the bank manager told his supervisor to call the police.
The supervisor says, “wait, wait…let’s put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount of the robbers robbed. ”
Swim with the tide: converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage.
The supervisor says, “it will be good if there was a robbery every month.”
Killing boredom : happiness is most important.
The next day the TV news report that 100 million RMB was stolen from the bank. The robbers count. They count and count but they could get only 20 million . the robbers are very angry and complain , “we risked our lives and only took 20 million, but t he bank manager took 80 million with the snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than being a thief.”
Knowledge is worth as much as gold.
The bank manager is all smiles and happy because his loss in shares in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
Seizing the opportunity and daring to take risks.