How could you not know I am a big gossipmonger? After all I am a writer.
This is how I work : first I make you my friend. Then you tell me the minutest detail of your life. The more fishy your life gets the more friendly I get. You see, I need stories to write stories. It's like a foundation to build a solid home.
Experienced writers have advised me often: read, read, read and then write, write, write. They ask me to plagiarize, Damn them! But me being sincere to my art prefer to do my own groundwork. So, when you keep your extramarital affairs, murders, robberies, alien encounters, foot fetish…coming my way don’t blame me for writing them down and spicing them up…
......at least I am not like those journalists, those shameful creatures who shout your stories from rooftops.
I will just write your stories , get them published and hope a hundred million people will read them.