My purpose to take your English class is : so that you can forget all you have learnt and start fresh. Goodest English and new ideas.
This is three class crash course. Today was my introduction tomorrow I will start class by teaching you how to write small essay and then you can write your own big book. But I will tell you this : my English is simple, fast and free too. You can copy paste also like you are anyway doing from other people!
Learn English first , then become writer second. You can become writer first also if you are writing in other language or if you buy book writing software or if your computer is doing all the corrections or your editor is in love with you.First of all let me tell you in history of writing everyone has written everything. Everyone has murdered everyone and everyone has had sex with everyone also : the only two things that actually sell. The reason for lack of new ideas is :
1. Now English has been the same for many hundred years. Of course some great writers have written English by misplacing words like a dyslexic so that it is very difficult to understand like some great poets and Shakespeare.
2. Some have even comma in between a word and put full stop between sentences.
3. And some have written English in accent also : by putting a umbrella sign above or dots and god knows what.
4. Some have written such big books that no one can read the entire thing in one life. So it is difficult to know if the first three hundred pages have just been repeated as a plagiarism of itself in the next three hundred pages or the entire six hundred page book is one big story.
5. And then some have so many characters sounding like a thousand short stories fused into one that by second chapter you will feel there are ten dozen people/ characters each rioting or ball dancing . By the end of the second chapter you can either remember the characters or the story. By the end of the fifth chapter you will be amazed at the writers great writing ability but that’s because you don’t understand anything. But then greatness has to be recommended to others so you will and should tell one and all what a great book war and Peace is.
Now Leo Tolstoy was a great man. Because in those days when there was no computer to spell check it must have been difficult to write such a thick book. That also with a pen that has to suck ink after every hundred words. Must have been some suckfest! And then editing and then he has to eat, clean and shit too! I am not joking about this Ok.
Today if someone have to write a book we get a partner for ourselves. And tell them “You write half book I write half book.” There is something like ghost writer also where ghost are writing book for people! Now Leo Tolstoy wrote all this big book without any help from man or ghost! He is great. But the problem is : since there is a lot of help for writers now a days there is little greatness left.
So, It is time to make things exciting if not great like the rap pop punk trunk language and we will have to improve English further. It is the responsibility of us writers. We just should not follow other people like sheep in sleep.