Excuse me Mr. agent,
I am writing back to tell you that I do not accept your rejection. In fact I reject your rejection downright!
I could have send my query directly to the publishers but those guys seem to be your stooges. They do not as much as look at manuscripts submitted without your approval. God! I wonder how you got your hooks so deep into them.
First let me tell you frankly I don’t give a hoot to your opinion. I and my work are much better than you can possibly tell. And I am definitely much better than you.
I am not begging at your doorstep that you dared reject me. I was sending you a business proposal, an opportunity to be better than you are. It is sad that you cannot see a brilliant and short cut to make millions. You must be sitting in some hole and reading books because you don’t have friends to go out drink and have sex with and you are a perfect lonely sad nerd. I am also like that but you are more so. And then you cannot even write a novel yourself and make your living on other people’s writing. But that’s not the case with me.
You people are only interested in making money and if a Leo Tolstoy stood in front of you, you won’t recognize him. Damn your narrow minded profession.
I know you have families and friends dependent on you and then you have dogs and cats and your expensive life style but does that mean you have to screw my day? You guys are flees sucking on the blood of true talent, mind it.
It is because of you, great artists like Vincent Van Gogh had to shoot themselves.
If something happens to me you are responsible.
And I very sincerely hope that you are not stealing my idea. You are even as much thinking about it I have enough money to take away your money in the courts.
While I am expressing my displeasure let me state the obvious: you are not the only agent in the universe and I intend to get my hooks into someone or other and nothing can stop me.
May people kick your ass like you kicked mine.
P.S : if you bad mouth me to fellow agents then I will also badmouth you to fellow writers. and one more thing if you block me, I will block you too!